February 2012
65 posts
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
whisper-tenderly:
the only nudes anons will get of ina is her baby pics
keyword: anons
Fuck. I wanna see you. And hug you. And make you...
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Summer Bucket List with F4alt:
1) Go to Disneyland.
2) Get Kristel into a club with the three of us.
3) Go to the beach.
4) Do the cinnamon challenge.
6) Go camping. (Even if it’s just in Kristel’s backyard.)
7) Watch the sunrise at the beach.
8) Go theater hopping.
9) Eat frozen yogurt.
10) Get high.
11) Take photo booth pictures.
12) Eat a GIANT pizza.
13) Give food to a homeless person.
14)...
Why did the face of Boe not go to the party?
doctorwho:
doctorwho4eva:
Because he had no body to go with.
#funny #joke
abitofdanny:
imagine if we had all been born 10 years earlier and had to blog on dial-up
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stayshie:
Call me old fashion, but I actually take love, sex, and feelings seriously.
nc-charming:
aprildeeznuts:
that awkward moment this old lady dances better than me
Agreed
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
hahahahha gotta love glozell <33
Pissed my pants about 10 times from laughing.
OOOOMMMMFFFFFGGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG
hahaha im literally crying.
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